AVAST YE HOMOS, THE POOF DOOF SHIP HAS LANDED AND WE’RE READY FOR ALL THE POWER POOFS OF THE CARIBBEAN TO CUM ON BOARD!
THIS MONTH’S THEME IS “BUTT PIRATES” SO WE WANT YOU TO SHOW US YER BOOTIES AND SERVE YER BEST CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND PIRATE GURL REALNESS!
SCRUBBING THE DECKS ARE BLACKBEARD HIMSELF FROM MELBOURNE, DJ Argonaut, AND PERTH’S SIREN OF THE SEA Feminem.
DON’T FORGET TO BRING YOUR PET PARROT LANDLUBBERS, THIS DOOF IS GONNA BE A CRACKER!