AVAST YE HOMOS, THE POOF DOOF SHIP HAS LANDED AND WE’RE READY FOR ALL THE POWER POOFS OF THE CARIBBEAN TO CUM ON BOARD!
PRESENTING: “BUTT PIRATES” – SHOW US YER BOOTIES AND SERVE YER BEST CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND PIRATE GURL REALNESS!
SCRUBBING THE DECKS ARE
Jive Wilson
Luke Vecchio.
Javi Morley
Tory Allen
AND IN SNAP CRACKLE POP:
DON’T FORGET TO BRING YOUR PET PARROT LANDLUBBERS, THIS DOOF IS GONNA BE A CRACKER!